Scarlett Johansson vs the Whale, aka #fbfail

Friday night. Long week.

Having a sip or two of Sauvignon from Marlborough, New Zealand.

Checking out Facebook.

This shows up.

God bless Jorgina for pointing out the sin of how we essentially shit in our bathtub. But take a glance at the “Suggested Post”.

FB FU

Bad Suggestion: Scarlett J's boobs

Bad Suggestion: Scarlett J’s boobs

Mind you, Scarlett Johansson’s a pleasant enough actress but — aside from¬†Vicki, Christina, Barcelona, which I adored — there’s little in her IMDB profile that I find captivating.¬† Even less so, for that matter, in her blouse.

Clearly, the #fb algorithms know next to nothing about me.

Meanwhile…

Look askance, look askance….[Why, but it’s Scarlett Johansson’s boobs!]

OUR COLLECTIVE SHAME

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

 

ICONIC, IRONIC…

The Graduate - the future is plastics

The Graduate – the future is plastics

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